Personal shopper
Customer: “Could you tell me where the chickpeas are?”
Me: “I’d be happy to show you where they are, ma’am. Follow me.”
…
Me: “Here you go, these are all of the beans we have, but there are just regular garbanzo beans.”
Customer: “Oh, okay, well I’ll have two cans of that then.” *gets on phone and begins to wander down the aisle*
Me: “Excuse me?”
Customer: *waves hand and points at garbanzo bean cans, signaling two*
Me: “You have yourself a great day.” *Walks away*
I know I’m working class and you obviously have never worked an honest day in your life, but I’m not your personal shopper or assistant. Go take that silver spoon out of your ass and try using some manners. The world is not here to serve you. I will throw those beans at you, lady. Can and all. Hell, I’ll topple a whole aisle on you.
